Hurrah

My Thursday night was all about dinky, custard-filled cake things, complimentary Asahi beer, an array of impressive works by Kevin Lyons and the highly anticipated ice-cream that turned out to be humdrum. I guess I should have written about this earlier. Buggeration. I'm kind of a dead-bet blogger these days.

Oh that ice-cream? Disappointing. It wasnt disgusting, no, just bland. My high expectations for this calcium pumped slab of creamed ice were deep sixed.

Asahi beer? Pure excellence. Free Asahi beer? Phenomenal.

Kevin Lyons? Just as phenomenal as free Japansese beer.

Unbelievably important issues

Is my left hand ready?

Sure fucking hope so. Angela Jeff, i'm not sure what i'm in for but I can assure you that my left hand is prepared for whatever it is that you want it to do. Definitely prepared to; point at my boring non-existent wife and tell her that shes killing me, write my "divorcement" papers oh and definitely determine male from female. Don't you worry Kate Martha, you leave that gender-bender to me.

Take the tasks and run with it

Short of breath (patience too) but hey, i'm still running.

I stumbled upon different execution methods on wikipedia. Some serious chills up the spine.

"The condemned was hung upside down and then sawed apart down the middle, starting at the crotch".
I think nowadays you just get a slap on the wrist and pat on the bottom to send you on your way. Although there is this 8 letter word that could be your ticket away from being someones prison bitch. Hello, insanity.

There are a select few who deserve a little sawing at the crotch. They arent even criminals either.

Orange you glad you're losing your sanity?

There is nothing more annoying than having this little, orange, battery light on your laptop flashing at you constantly. Battery charged? 100%. That means it should be green and SOLID. This is the ultimate torture method. Just sit and work on my laptop and you'll start contemplating snorting up metal shavings, bashing your head in with a mallet and if you have time rub salt and the remaining shavings into the wounds.


This is driving me insane. I'm probably going to just cover it up with some tape until I figure out whats wrong with it. Thats another thing that pisses me off. How many people out there have IBM ThinkPads? None?


That's right, you've moved up in the technical world. Good move.

The Law of Douchebaggery

To go hand in hand with your headache, morons will throw endless, unwanted smart ass comments to you.

Come on Kristine, i'm getting old here

Three weeks and this course is done. Three weeks of free time. That time should be dedicated to:

-Working on my non-existent culinary skills.
-Finishing Grand Theft Auto.
-Finding a place that has French Onion Soup.
-Finishing Lolita.
-Painting and scribbling vulgar things from simple squiggles.
-Finding a cape.



God that last one needs to be accomplished soon. Before the desire fades.