I'm a nominee for the NSW Tourism Ministers Student Achiever Award
Recently I accepted that I was "safe" in this course and just passing whatever exam, assessment or "quizette" was thrown in my direction.
Turns out i'm getting a little more marks than I had expected. Fuckin A.
For a wee moment I suspected that this is only delirium and lack of sleep has bombarded my mind with a sick fantasy of winning an academic award. How embarassing that would be, if that were the case. You know, nonchalantly making my way to the Head of Tourism's office in the building, asking the Head Teacher for papers to sign and submit to get my nominated derriere secured into this bitch. He'll look at me, pat me on the back and laugh at the joke I apparently just made. Dumbfounded, I'll wander back to class and tell people that "Yeah...he said I've got a good chance at winning this thing" then avoid all conversation about it. Pretend it went through at a private location, with no media coverage and no fuss. When people congratulate in the hallways, scurry off and tell everyone it was nothing and to possibly shut the fuck up a just a little bit.
Ok. I'm sleeping now.
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