I know you can't see that and it's out of my control that it uploads that small but that's not as newsworthy as finally winning a game of Hearts. My faith in life has been restored. I used to think that creating disturbing images from simple scribbles was my only talent, but now I can say that I am almost an ok computer card game player.
In real life, 79 loses would have me sleeping on a towel in my empty home wondering if the towel can be pawned for a couple of dollars for another game. There would be interventions, ties with mobs, a little stripping here and there and at this stage I may be considering baby trafficking.
Is that a little too extreme? Chronic gamblers, correct me if I am wrong.
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Baby trafficking is alot more socially acceptable than what Oprah would have you believe.
Congratulations on the win and kudos to your persistence. If you were an STD you'd most certainly be herpes, because no matter how hard you scrub it keeps coming back for more..or so I'm told.
Thank you. I'm actually surprised she hasn't called me and offered me to be a guest on her show.
I've always wanted to have an interview with her and be interrupted serveral times throughout one question.
I'm impressed. At least you know that you'd merely be a commercial break between her breaks for air.
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