and WAIT...is it a compliment if you're told you are much more appealing than, what could be, a faceless baby? What am I up against?
Whatever. Let's move on to more serious subject,
Flashing, retina burning messages? Failed
Ad's where you scroll over and the cursors start talking or it cues the shitty karaoke-esque music? Failed
Cute character curses with a wailing bear background? Genius
Whoever was behind this ploy deserves a tonne of Allens Snakes Alive and some weed.
I really like that toaster cursor. It makes no sense to me and I am totally won over by it.
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Don't knock the scroll over karaoke ads, there isn't much more to life when man has come just far enough to sing along with a Jamster bunny or frog while cushioned in his own surroundings without pants on. Ah, thats the life.
And just be thankful you father didn't say you look cuter than Suri Cruise, considering how Goddamn angelic that freak child looks. That did make alot more sense in my head. Ugh.
Suri Cruise, it's impossible to be cute than that child. You almost forget her crazy non-inebriated fathers shenanigans. If someone told me I was cuter than Suri I would slam my head into that someones chest and their heart would shoot right out of they're body.
It is impossible to be cuter.
Well, when you got a hammerhead attitude like that, I tell you what, it couldn't be that hard at all to be cuter. Surely. Or has the bible fooled me once again? You can never tell with these things.
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