I dreamt of a candy store, Willy Wonka-esque with a touch of phallus..
I consumed on an enormous gummy penis with classmates who were still deciding on what to order at a Candy Store (indecisive fools). Strange, I know what you're thinking, who the hell orders at a candy store?At first I was a little uncomfortable eating a large, extremely detailed gummy penis but then before I could gather my thoughts, I was already eating it.
Maybe I should start a chain of stores? Dream come true?
I could probably start working on a promotional plan, figure out a budget, promotional activities, timing and the target market.
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Perhaps you can make some phallic gummy lollies and hawk them at the KOL concert! Or better yet, whack the crap out of people with it so you can get to the front and cry your eyes out.
Well, I'm lost for words..no, wait. Maybe you just dig Willy Wonka? Minus the Wonka you just want a Willy to Bonka?
Why do things sounds so much more epic inside my head? Ugh.
No, no your're right. I think I might dig that vivacious freak.
I was hoping it wouldnt come down to this.
Am I sick? Is this a part of womanhood?
Yes, yes it is.
Though you're forgiven since Johnny Depp last played the Wonka Bonka and he is exactly the kind of man who has other men questioning their manhood.
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