Saturday, December 6, 2008

Blessed is the hand that clicked "Junk mail"

Greeting from Ruth Dixon Benson

Dear in christ,

I saw your contact through the Internet directory and my instinct advised me to contact you, while I was searching for someone who can assist me in this great time of need, someone who can help me out of this my present predicament.

I am Ruth Dixon Benson from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Jean Benson who worked with Kuwait embassy here in Ivory Coast for nine good years before he died.
We were married for many years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only Eight days. Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $(4.8 Million ) USD Four Million Eight Hunderd Dollar in a Metal Truck Box as a Family Valuable in a Finance Security Company here in Abidjan.Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or a God fearing person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church or a God fearing Person that will use this fund for orphanages, hospitals, schools, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".... I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my late husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my late husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers, I really want it to be to the Glory of God and the service to humanity.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives are around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the relevant documents that will legalize you to have access over this fund.I will also issue you an affidavit that will proove you the present beneficiary of this fund in the Finance Security Company.I want you to always pray for me because the Lord is my shephard.

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life and pray to God to forgive me my sins.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another church or a God fearing person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply....

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Your's Sister In Christ,
Mrs. Ruth Dixon Benson



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Dear Mrs. Ruth Dixon Benson,


Your scam is tempting. I won't lie, I would use that money in the most ungodly way as possible you'll start questioning if there is a god. I think it's interesting to know that your husband invested in a "Metal Truck Box Company" and that you will issue me an affidavit and think that i'll pray for your soul. I've got too many things to do, Ruth. I've got a MySpace AND a Facebook to maintain. What makes you think that I have time to be the child you could never have?

And why can't we talk on the phone? I want to hear about how much money you were planning to milk from me. I want to tell you that you've chosen to scam someone who doesn't even work and too tight-arse about spending. I want to ask you why you over-use the term herein.


I hope the Lords bosom is comfy.


Dream big.


Too busy to be remained blessed in the Lord and far from Gods love,
Kristine

3 comments:

Me said...

Please tell me that was your actual reply. Oh, please!

Tine said...

I've been advised not to. Ugh. I want to though. This scam really touched my heart.

How sweet of them to reach out to someone who has secured a nice comfy seat in hell.

Me said...

Aw, just aw.