Note to idiot-self

Maybe knocking back a few drinks before law class is not a wise idea. Sounds like a marvellous idea after the first few drinks and cigarettes though. Sitting in class feeling like you're about to nod off or realising that the little plug on the end of the pen is the most interesting piece of plastic ever made by man..

..is not right.

Next Wednesdays plans to get completely wasted has been deep sixed.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

I can't concentrate in class. I don't even want to be in class. I kind of just want to stay at home in my backyard, have a couple of cigarettes, soak in the sun and just be. I'm probably reading it too fast and by the end of the week I'll have nothing to read and probably read it all over again. No harm in that.

Charlie, you are trouble.

Tales of woah.

Witnessing someone who has had probably their bodyweight in beer on a Monday night bring up their days meals is not something you want to see after a long day.

Having breakfast without having those images pop up into your head is true survival. Having a nice bowl of oatmeal and thinking about manic Monday ruined my morning. Half a bowl of wholesome oatmeal in the bin.

Wisdom teefies

One popping up is a dilemma. The other one just starting to come through, is just a fucking crisis. Seriously, god help the bottom row of teefies. I spent the 7th grade getting those fuckers into line and no intrusive wisdom teeth are going to fuck my glory right in the external anal sphincter. The only teeth I despise.

FUCK YOU!

"Green Tea Frapuccino, Baby?"

I heard right.
Starbucks employees at the airport are very friendly.

A girl who hasnt had a shower, wearing her crinkled flanno shirt and leggings is just asking to be seduced.

Delicious, sans the cream.

Gutter mind

Uh, I want this?

Peverted? Yeah, I fucking guess so.
I'll try The Secret's techniques and ask the universe for this book to magically appear on my doorstep.

Come on Universe.
Help a sistah out?

I Gantt do it

See what I did there?

Vomit, for reals. Girly crush phase over.
It's dull and bordering annoying now. I'm not impressed anymore nor do I participate in exchaning cute waves, it's all grunts and half-ass waves.

I'm too tired to do such things.

I've got Gantt Charts, fundraising for the project event, writing an introduction for the project brief, sorting my folders, peeling a banana, eating it and then back to Gantt.


In the words of Dim
"Bedways is rightways now, best we go homeways"

Dear Universe

Find me the culprit who stole $5 from my fundraising box and I won't blame it on you. You initially owed me $2 but now because of this dilemma and because I can't point the finger, you now owe $7.

I'll send an invoice.

Thanks and regards,

Kristine

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Nothing is possibly more awesome than a reverse solidus/backward slash burn mark. Nothing.

Except the perfect rainbow outside. I almost shed a tear from it's beauty, I then realised that I was probably standing right next to dog shit and I ran back inside.

Yikes

Girly crushes are harrowing. How am I supposed to finish Dangerous Liaisons without thinking about adorable foreigners winning me over with cute playful crap here and there? Shit.

I might vomit :)