This is Banana, a special Guinea Pig who will be in charge of all of my affairs. She works efficiently and effectively and i'm sure that when i'm not around she is secretly talking to other creatures and planning adventures. This of course is when she is off duty. She enjoys running over her food, burrowing through her bedding and snacking on parsley and pellets.
I'm doing everything in my power to keep this piglet well fed and given lots of space to scurry around. If Banana were to uh check out early i'd be left with an empty cage and a sack of pellets which is capable of giving someone a concussion if hurled at the head. So cross every appendage of your body and hope this creature sticks around for many years. We're quite the pair and i'd hate to mark all of my photos of Banana with "R.I.P 2008".
This is getting eerie. Anyway, I hope you people have enjoyed your first week of 2009.
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Okay, since everyone else is afraid to ask; why do you have a gerbal?
I'm starting this thing where everyone should start the new year with a guinea pig.
I sounds crazy right now but trust me. Come 2030 and everyone will be catching on.
By 2030 you know very well you're going to have 12 children living with you in a van down by the river.
you have a guinea pig?
since when?
can i come and visit?
So many questions.
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