Aloha, my friend!
I can't promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won'thave to face them alone...I am easy going with a great sense of humor. I love to have fun. I like going tothe movies or just curling up to the T.V. with that special man. I like goingout to dinner or any sports event. I am confident and energetic. I am a straightforward person. I don't like playing games. My Man…. Let me think… He must beconfident, easy going, respectful, gentle but a little aggressive, affectionateand just a man that can treat a good woman like the queen that I am. I want a man that is interested in getting to know me on many levels. He must be able to handleme at my worst but if he can't handle me at my worst he sure as hell doesn't deserve my best. Find me http://youareinsidemyheart.net/roses/
Goodbye
Anastasia V
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Dear Anastasia V,
I'm not a man but I am only willing to give us a shot if Larry Emdur is offering me anything above $15,000.
My sense of humour is..different. Some say you might have to have a thick skin and no gag reflex to ever invest in a friendship or relationship with me. I'm sure you're easy going but after a week with me you'll retract your statement. You'll also find yourself on another chair and not "curling" up to me because you fear the damage I could do to your already weak sanity.
You can take yourself to those dinners and sports events because i'll be at your place, raiding your home, watching T.V and not flushing your toilet. I'm happy to let you tell people that i'm "in the office" or "bed bound".
You've also mentioned that you want someone a little aggressive. This is perfect. I can bring your self esteem down so fast you'll see your heart drop out of your vagina.
Oh and I am little put off that you mentioned that you're a queen. Unless this was a cry from a gay guy who wanted a new fag hag then I would understand completely. You're just a lonely woman who spends her time babysitting nephews and nieces and on Saturdays, cats. Week 2 comes around and you're starting to feel like Vanilla Ice's wife and start wondering if Ike Turner has possessed my body. Would you feel like a queen now?
I'm also not interested the many levels that you possess. I've got a guinea pig to take care of. Just give me an express tour of your so called deep and easy going soul or better yet write me a report with lots of subheadings and wacky fonts.
That's all
http://www.youprobablyhave3lavalifeaccounts.com/
P.S Don't fucking aloha me.
Let's keep our distance, you probably smell like cat urine and Avon perfume,
Kristine H
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You ever click on that thingy at the top of your page that says "next blog"?
I did.
I was also tempted to say "Aloha"
Thankfully i managed to resist that long enough to say that i grinned a lot at your snarkiness and you brightened my morning immeasurably... well it did for the couple of minutes i spent reading this post. I think you may have inspired me out of my own recent gloomy blog postings... hmm... i hope so...
So thank you. For the smiles and inspiration.
*bows inelegantly*
S.
PS: You wouldn't believe the amount of crap blogs i had to wade through to get here, a blog worth reading... and the sincerity of them! Made me feel quite nauseous!
*half ass curtsy*
Thank you and you're welcome. Well done to you scanning through various blogs. I have tried it and found myself on a lot of foreign blogs and ultimately gave up. You're quite a trooper and I hope I meet more people like yourself.
Noobs.
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