Thursday, January 15, 2009

Monster Children

It's the 15th of January 2009 and i'm already tired of this year. Bring back 2006 where I was kind of invincible. Where I saw everyone and anyone and we were all in the same boat, worrying about the same crap, sleeping on the same sofa and drinking and smoking the cheapest shit you could ever imagine.

I had a whole block of writing with memories but I highlighted and deleted because I think i'll keep those to myself.

Anyway let's come back to 2009. It's definitely hotter and I think I want to avoid complaining about the weather because i've lived here on earth for almost 20 years and experienced this countless times and nothing's going to change by nonsense drivel about how shocking the heat is. I took a lot of pictures of my guinea pig, Banana and 34 pictures later, I realised that I should have dedicated that time to finding a job.

Oh and as irrelevant as this is (but you're on my blogspot where a majority of the posts are irrelevant, so don't you complain) Katy Perry is not my cup of tea. The world could do without her lyrics and that horror that escapes those lungs which, to me, sounds like she's having the biggest shit of her life and she's wishing she had a more fibrous diet. It's even more annoying that she fell into a cake during a performance, who does that besides Terry Hatcher in Desperate Housewives? Fucking shitwrecking whirlwind with fake eyelashes that make me have sympathy eye itches.

2 comments:

Me said...

You act like you've never caught yourself singing one of her songs. Don't even dare try to lie. You'll be please to know she recently fell into a bigass cake. For the lulz, of course.

And yes, I would say she accidently a whole cake. Sure, why not.

Tine said...

Stupid fucking cake falling antics. I saw her slipping and sliding trying to get up and I thought it would be best to just leave her on the floor, on her back like a helpless turtle.