This would have been embarassing had I found out later on.

Banana is male. Stupid fucking man made me look like a fool for three days.

After aimlessly browsing through photos of guinea pigs I came across "sexing" photos and flipped Banana on his back and well, there it was. I could hear a slow single clap in my mind, applauding my studpidity. Then again, I trusted the asshole with the 150 guinea pigs and assumed that his word was solid. I kind of prepared myself for this by giving the pig a gender neutral name. Although, Banana isn't exactly a name for small creatures.

I was going to edit my last entry but I thought that it should be left alone for my own amusement when I want to back track and read my bullshit drivel.