Christ Almighty

It feels like a Garry Busey meltdown here. This heatwave is fucking amazing. I'm waiting for birds to fall out of the sky and posties to tip over and pass out on lawns.

I'm watching the news and Michael Phelps can't compete for three months and is no longer the long face of Kelloggs. Are you bawwwwling? I happen to think that cereal might be ideal for the munchies after a few bowls. Kelloggs are the ones suffering the serious loss.