Anyway, I just found this lying wedged between a porn DVD (Xtreme Escorts, 4 out of 10 gold stars) and Chanel perfume cards.
That's right. I bought a single grape and lychee. I'm in your fruit shops, making ridiculous purchases. "Just take them" said Vanessa but you know what? I earned my 30cents and I wanted to go all out with my earnings. I'm a wholesome consumer. I'm not one of those people who lollygag around each section "testing" fruits. You old people are starting to piss me off, your pathetic subtlety offends me. STOP EATING THE GRAPES. I once saw an old woman taste test a pineapple! What a wench. I help you people off the bus and up a flight of stairs and this is what you give back? Christ. I know I just went on about fruit to some level of rageism but I don't care.
I'm going to calm down, have some tea, eat hard earned fruits and finish my junior jumble.
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You are one unique young woman.
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