Saturday, April 18, 2009

Junk Mail Goldmine

Hello, dear!


I'm not perfect. You're not perfect. But two people can be perfect together,perfect for each other. I hope to be perfect for you becouse you are perfectfor me, my Love! http://tender-woman.net/64587/What about me. First of all I like to create comfort not only in the house, but also in family attitudes. I am able to avoid conflicts and quickly to be reconciled with any person. I am sure, that the life without the favorite person beside has no sense. Money, career, exotic travel will not replace the unique favorite person in the world. I shall be gentle and careful with second half and I shall give the heart only to him. I am able to be the devoted friend, the reliable partner and the gentle mistress. I never betray favorite people. I adore the sea, travel, and rest on the nature. I like to float in the summer, bicycle and to play badminton. He should be honest, clever. It is wonderful, if he loves travel and sports.

Hugs and kisses

Ksenia

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Dear Ksenia,

Park your ass on that nature and hear me out




Do you see that? 28%. Why? because you sound like a pain and I don't think I have 72% in me to make shit work. Your calculations for two non-perfect people making love blossom is beyond wrong. Avoiding conflicts quickly makes you sound like a pussy, I want someone to butt heads with. It keeps me real.

I feel like you've been drinking the koolaid because you can only talk about being devoted to your favourite people. That whole thing you just sent sounded like a fucking oath. This doesnt sit well with me. I make a lot of mistakes, remember i'm not perfect. I get this strong feeling that if I ever crossed you, i'd probably find myself hogtied in a basement waiting to be sacrificed to the chosen one. I just don't need that this year.

I'm also not a fan of Badminton.

Burn some sage and move on,

Kristine.

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