I need someone with a nice pair of collarbones and a neat line of teeth to invade my privacy.
Anyway, last night some shitty person tried to break into my shed which is only a few feet away from my bedroom window. Too bad there was a lock. They could have gotten a couple of broken floorboards and a broken bike. You guy(s) could have kept warm that night, tucking yourself under some sweet timber and resting your head on a rusty BMX. Probably used to the Tetanus anyway, right? Swing by again next time and bother me again from my Zoo Tycooning.
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Um. Why is that sort of thing in a locked tent that is locked.
It might be art in a few years time.
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