A Brian Jonestown Massacre song just made me horny.
I have my cursor over an xtube link but I know that if I click on it, i'll be disconnected from the internet and spend half an hour agonizingly waiting for the internet to make a god damn appearance. Tomorrow the fast connection will be restored but it's 9:04pm, i'm not going to wait (or last) till 12. Perverted tech experts please, please PLEASE tell me why this happens. Pay it forward. I promise that tomorrow i'll forward that email about sick kids to 10 people, tell the Mormons that I am half interested in the chosen one and oh my god, i'll even let the hobo at Central hold my hand...again.
You want to know how frustrated I am? Imagine trying to help Michael J Fox complete a ball bearing maze puzzle...blindfolded.
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I don't know where this post begins and your sickness ends.
It never ends. My sickness runs strong.
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