Old people, if you didn't have it (sigh, most of you), you'd be considered fucking assholes.
An old man farted on me and my bff today. He lost his faith in humanity and I completely forgot where I was headed. I've been caught off guard before, if you have a brother, this is not uncommon but this old guy really fucked us over.
I think he went for a coffee afterwards. This is dangerous. Coffee induced poop + deteriorating motor skills + not giving a fuck about the opinion of others = A mess in Central Station that'll set your generation so far back that people aren't even going to notice the stupid fluorescent, fanny pack wearing morons "shuffling" all around.
2 comments:
Fuck, thats funny. Oh, wow. Poor little Tine. You need one of them swine flu masks that doctors wear during surgery at all tims. I think they're called bandanas? Thats one letter away from the fruit.
Surgical mask, a flask full of whiskey and a stress ball is what we needed at that time.
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