Saturday, June 13, 2009

Junk Mail Goldmine

This one went on for days, so i'm showing my favourite parts of this gem.

Good day, dear friend!

I am very mobile; I like to communicate with different people. It is not a problem for me to make an acquaintance with any person. I like to sing, to dance and to go in for sport. Singing helps me to experience different life situations; dancing helps me to express myself and sport helps me keep feet and healthy.

See you
Irishka C


Oh Irishka C, telling me that you're 'mobile' makes me believe that you've lost the use of your legs, but you seem to be so confident that I can take you anywhere. Most places I like have wheelchair access, so you've picked a winner. The singing to experience different life situations and dancing to express yourself makes me uncomfortable though. Let's say you and I went out to dinner and the credit card is declined or the table cloth gets caught in the spoke of your wheels or I don't show up? Are you going to honestly draw more attention to yourself and...sing? and dear god, dance?

What a hot, sad mess.

1 comment:

Me said...

You're a people person.