I don't mind club bathroom small-talk about long lines and nice shoes, but those drunk girls with a little time and too many issues makes my womb shudder. Everything from ex-boyfriends (theirs or someone elses), girls that are "itchbays" and world peace (from what I heard from my stall on Friday night).You don't just enter into a bathroom, you are now part of a sisterhood. You want to pee? Forget it, some girl wants to tell you about her bestfriends boyfriend's sisters ex. You want to check your make-up? hold on a second, this girl wants advice on re-connecting with her boyfriends ex. You get the idea.
You ladies are drunk and make me laugh half of the time. I know you girls need and maybe deserve a group hug, a hair-braiding session and a little lesbian fling but seriously, please let me pee.
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You're cute when you're not impressed. Actually, you're just cute in general, but I don't want you getting some sort of idea that I'm a pervert. So, um, yeah. Go team!
There is strictly no talking in a mens toliet unless you're drunk out of your mind and need momentary directions. You don't need to hear another man talking when you have your own tackle in hand.
It's funny that you say i'm cute with the Pedobear picture. Pedobear wouldnt be interested in me though, i'm 10 years too old to be a loli.
But thank you for thinking that i'm cute. I might bring it up at the next Bathroom Riot Grrl meeting.
I'm glad you're on level with where I'm at. And yes, I did follow your profile link back to your MySpace page to confirm your cuteness. And my perverted stalkerish ways.
10 years, aye? That would make you 14 or something?
Funny thing is, I don't really care for PedoBear but most of the women who visit my blog loved him when I featured him last year. They totally missed the point. So it kind of stuck.
And I'm hairy. So theres that.
10 years ago i'd be 10. Pedo bear seal of approval ha!
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