So now that we've got the first bunch of assholes (marriedz), you're going to have another set to supplement.
Parents. I don't have enough parents on my Facebook who like to announce their kids first shit, cracked nipples, weaning and all that stuff that takes me 10 steps back from my ~dream~ of having children. Parents with Facebook are deadly. Apparently when the mother gives birth, the baby flicks on a switch on the way out. It's a switch that allows the mother to reveal way too much information in social networking sites and neglect her friends hypersensitive gag reflex. I totally did nursing one year and i'm pretty sure i've covered this. I know you guys are happy and shit but I have reason to believe that you're spending more time, kneeling in front of your kid waiting for that miracle log to slip into the potty. STFU plz.
Oh and the best thing about this STFU addition is that it comes with some pretty amusing commentary.
Enjoy.
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