Monday, July 27, 2009

Two decades of being alive.

Picture is unrelated but god damn, I want this on a shirt.

Anyway, it actually feels weird saying that i'm 20. Did that sound too livejournal-ish? It could have been worse, I could have put one of these (>.<) in.

Last night I spent my birthday at a reasonable club with good people. I befriended and lied to numerous people (some people dance, I lie) that I was president of a literotica bookclub. Somewhere in between the lying and the heavy drinking some girl showed me her vagina as a birthday gift. I hope that girl comes across this blogspot by happenstance and realises that she made my night.
Girl, your super cute vagina and little landing strip made my heart melt. No one has the balls to show me their vagina.

2 comments:

Me said...

That is one hell of a present.

Happy birthday! Pedo Bear may not approve but I'm pretty sure Elvis does :)

vnss said...

How come I wasn't informed of the vagina flasher?