My parents don't need social-networking.

Not in my playground.

[9 minutes later] Actually you know what I have a little more to say.

Yes, I went to Parklife and it was a sacks worth of fun.
No, I didn't do any drugs, but I completely understand why you would. Yes, drugs are a gamble and yeah I saw that PSA where the guy hulk smashed his mother to the floor etc. etc. but i'm thinking that I need to pair myself up with some opiates for the next festival. Don't shoot me for having an idea, that guy who was wearing thongs on his elbows was having a fucking blast and I want to match his happiness.

This is also another reason why i'm glad my parents are technologically impaired.