School Excusions

They're fun until you're too old be in them, fucking around in the back of the bus, thinking about how cool it is that you're missing class.

My friends and I are planning on going to the U.S at the end of next year. These are some rough plans of what we want to do. My handwriting is messy because I was excited and almost frothing at the mouth at the trouble that we're going to cause.

Stop or you'll get yours

I hate people who beep for no reason. Your shitbox is asking for my rage. This is irrational, but you know what? I have a blog and i'm supposed to express my h8.

I want to buy some cheap mugs from the Reject Shop and just hurl them at you. I'm tired of talking to someone and being cut off by a beep. I'm tired of thinking that the beeps are for me. Do you want it floral? or do you want a Best Dad mug on your windshield?

This is worse than being asked for 50c by lads. Even the lads would tell you to illchay abrays.

WHO U WIF?

"Oh who u wif?"
"Whe?"
"Whe em I? On tha train wif no one"
"U sure you aint wif anyone?"
"Meet you at da bus stop shorty"
"See you at free firty"

This girl was pretty cute until she answered her phone. Her voice made my ovary shrivel up and i'm pretty sure i'm going to be producing defected eggs for the next few months. Even the guy in front of her that was obviously falling in love moved upstairs. Next to her, some tall-drink-of-dirty-water was asking some guy in a wheelchair if he "missed walking" Why he didn't run over his toes? I don't know.

Before all of this shit storm of dumb hit my carriage I was watching this on my ipod


He asked for around a way fillet and they brought him stuck up tuna.

Don Burke and I must be on the same menstrual cycle..

..'cause he's shitting over parsnips. I feel like buying him a Magnum ice-cream and a bag of Maltesers. Girlfriend is on the EDGE. We can watch some stupid rom-com with Katherin Heigl and I can feign interest when you give tips on growing cumquats.

I wet myself.

I got the job at Ben & Jerrys. This blog is going to be full of new and exciting stories.

I'm not working there yet so this post is going to be boring and blank as usual.

Here's a video of an amazing DJ and his remix of Alice In Wonderland.

Cross your fucking fingers

I may be scooping your ice-cream, pushing new flavours and asking you if you want your shit in a cup or a cone.

I tumbld.

I needed a place just for my scribbles and photos. I just don't like the way they look on myspace.

http://shvtvpcvnt.tumblr.com/

They aren't all up yet.

Scribble

I hate the movie 10,000 BC, but anyway...

I've been bored and boring ever since my birthday. I apologise to my friends for not keeping in touch but it's just me and i'll sort myself out soon. I'm entitled to an anti-social week. I'm good company.
You saw right. He's still alive. We've been spending quality time together now that i'm home a lot more.