Madame Ovary

Unless someone can come up with something clever, the Kanye memes are running low on hilarity. Fast.
I draw a lot these days. Mainly various people from outdated magazines. Whoever is reading this can visit www.shvtvpcvnt.tumblr.com and look through some of my drawings that range from sweet, lonely scribblings to unusual, possibly Richard Ramirez-esque doodles. Hell, flick your bean to it if you like.
I've started reading Madame Bovary and i'm starting to get into reading and after the first page i've already decided on the next book to read. This is excellent because reading is an exceptional hobby.I even wrote it on my resume.

Some more things and some other irrelevant things.

I've got more to add to that list.

24. I tend to run my tongue (sometimes fingertip) over a little chip on my front tooth.
25. I recently found out what was wrong with a painting/collage I made two years ago and I feel relieved.
26. I drink tea at exactly 7:30pm
27. I ruffle my own hair.
28. Thanks to Arachnophobia the movie, I check each side of the toilet for spiders.
29. I play this game on the train where I look at everyone and choose the one person I would fuck.
30. Cameras from Salvo's is a gamble, but I buy them anyway.

Anyway, training for work has been moved (due to construction issues) to the 8th of October and i'm just killing time. I'm drawing a lot more and spending too much time finding music I liked from primary school and high school. I still have a lot of time on my hands and i'm thinking about getting a lesbianmatchmaker.com account for the yutz. 2.5 weeks sounds like enough to find love amongst the lesbian masses.

I'll end it here, I have an eyelash in my eye.

Things that I do or like that I think that nobody else does or likes

1. I like to have my right hand under running water while brushing my teeth.
2. I need to have a pen and blank note pad above my pillow.
3. I can only really use Pilot's Fineliner when drawing.
4. My family don't know that I enjoy art or have seen some of the things I have made.
5. I chew on pens.
6. I have too many social networking site accounts and I check them in a particular order.
7. I monitor the freckles and moles that I have.
8. I pinch my bottom lip with my fingers when i'm thinking.
9. I read magazines back to front.
10. I use floppy disks as drink coasters.
11. When someone mentions earring or ears, I have this compulsion to touch my earlobes.
12. I have trouble throwing out my work from school.
13. I really like paperbags and keep them in my desk drawer. I'll like them even more when they're already crinkled.
14. I like teeth. A lot.
15. I get insanely ill watching cows being milked.
16. My food needs to be really fucking hot before I eat it. Heat wise, not flavour.
17. I draw better when i'm hungry.
18. There are some songs on my iTunes that I just can't have on the iPod.
19. I need to sleep with a blanket even if it's raging hot.
20. I love men with beards.
21. I like girls with nice collarbones.
22. I still put posters up in my wall.
23. I fold bits of paper while i'm on my laptop.

I just shit out blood and cried faeces

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I still want to be Max and run around in a wolfsuit. The wildthings are no problem, i've got enough.

I collect Monster Children magazines and this one is going to rule the stack.

It's September, just so you know

-I feel like I have a wicked hangover, but I didn't drink last night.
-I don't know where this year went, but alright.
-A lot of people are scared about this 2012 hype and i'm only really upset that i'll probably be scooping ice-cream when the shitstorm happens.
-I want to read some Bukowski.
-I've gained another freckle.
-I'm running out of paper and ink.
-I said I was going to radically chop off one side of my hair, i'm still thinking about it and it's going to be a long while till I make a decision.
-2012 rolls in and i'll die scooping ice-cream and still indecisive about how I should cut my hair.
-I apologised to my neighbour for throwing his football over the wrong side of the fence and gave him a whole stack of old Spiderman comics to compensate.
-I need to shower.
-I'm still a little upset that I forgot how to spell 'exercise'
-Henry Rollins is on my wall looking at me. Hands intertwined over CD's and books.
-I really need to give back Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
-I want those deadbeat birds back in my plum tree.
-I could have lunch but I think I have a few more points to go through.
-I'm an Event Management graduate deprived of the awesome job in the industry.
-I'm an Event Management graduate with an awesome job.
-My dog just long sighed.
-I'm hungry
-Done.

Jims everything

Maybe it's just me but the blog title sounds like a Christopher Cross ballad but anyway..
What the hell?
I thought you were just into mowing lawns. You even have your gardening hat and your gardening shirt. Two completely different services from one man with a soft cotton hat.

I have a headache. Probably because this blew my mind.

Nothing much except I think I stink a little

Oh man the title is all I have.