Friday, December 19, 2008

Sweet Jesus on an clothes horse


Styled by Carine Roitfeld, snapped by Terry Richardson. If your boner doesn't shoot up and give you a black eye, you might need to get checked.
Tape those boners down, we're on to something a little heartbreaking. Today I tried to find a replacement anchor for my lonely chain. No find. No 7/11 slurpee could fix the nonsense, and it was such a toothsome and refreshing slurpee.

3 comments:

Me said...

NOTSUREIFWANT.

He breast looks oddly placed. And there is far too much pussy. Give me a hot cop/nurse anyday. Or Michell Pifier in Batman Returns. Then its Caturday, everyday!

Tine said...

I like the way you think Mr. Kahn. Caturday everyday makes my heart melt.

Let's start a campaign.

Me said...

You start the campaign, I will just sit here and fondle my junk.