Junk Mail Goldmine

Good day, dear!

The reason why I have not found the love of my life is because the love of mylife has not found me yet! So for to make your looking-for easier I'll writeseveral words aboutmyself. I am a very positive person. Never give up until the plan changes. I am cheerful, kindhearted and responsible. I do not have bad habits and I am always a good company. I like music and animals. I want to make his life beautiful! I want an honest man to share quality time with enjoying life we live. I like to open doors, hold hands. I am looking for ONE GOOD MAN who is looking for ONE GOOD WOMAN! http://super-biglove.com/looksgood/

See you laterV.N.


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Dear V.N.,

"See you later"? Keep your distance, tiger. We need to talk.

I appreciate that you want to make my looking-for easier. You know, with your awkward choice of words and determination to make sure that you find a partner that will be willing to identify your body in case of something tragic. You tell me that you have no bad habits, which is a strong indication to me that you have a fetish for something that you can't explain through your several words. Are you a furry? Are you really willing to open the door for me at the bi-weekly furry swap meet?

Unfortunatly for you V.N, I am extremely picky about costumes and to be honest I can smell you from here. A strong stench of urine, B.O and cheap roll-on. Wow all the makings of a pre-owned Craigslist fursuit.

Oh and while you're online, if you arent too busy maintaining your forum, send a quick message to superbiglove.com and tell them that they are sending me people who are possibly a padlock away from being Josef Fritzl.


Soak that fursuit in Oxyclean for about 12 hours and keep your distance like the others,

Kristine