I've realised that the computers at my college are like diseased ridden whores. You look at them and you want to shove your USB right inside and take advantage of the free printing. You know the dangers, you've caught something before but fuck..you really want that article printed out. You accept the risk and now you've got some Indonesian USB virus that is impossible to annihilate. You honestly have more chance of removing your genital herpes with prayer.
I take the shame. I've recognised that I have a problem and I am willing to seek help.
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Don't worry. Any STD's you contract will just buff right out. Trust me on this one. Okay, sure the herpes on my elbow and crotch are here to stay but I'm sure a certain amount of boot polish would smooth things over. Ya dig.
I do dig. Herpes on elbows is just heartbreaking.
Sadly there is no form of condom for your problem.
Perhaps someone will invent one for the sake of protecting your usb stick.
Any takers?
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